For a few years after becoming a Dad I tried to carry on with the adventuring side of my life as though nothing had changed. It was all building towards an epic journey to the South Pole. That led eventually to a little red tent and a training expedition somewhere in the mountains in Eastern Greenland.
We had been dropped off by ski plane, hundreds of miles from the nearest human. I was in Greenland with two friends. There we were in our tent, just the three of us. We carried a rifle because of the risk of polar bear attacks. It was cold, it was remote, and there were potentially dangerous crevasses all over the place. But it was such a happy tent – one of the most beautiful, harmonious, remote, thrilling, laughter-filled expeditions of my life. I was so content out there.
Everything was coming together. I was doing what I loved, doing epic stuff, I’d managed to turn my hobby into my job, my passion into my whole life, and I was mixing it now with the best of the best. But suddenly in that little red tent, my dreams of an adventure-filled life came crashing down.
We had just finished a long day hauling our heavy sledges. We’d set up camp and wriggled into our sleeping bags, tucked up warm against the cold. The stove was on, that delightful low roar that promised hot food and drinks to come. It was my turn to cook so I was fiddling about with the stove, melting snow, preparing dehydrated chicken curry. We were laughing together. It was wonderful.
And then in that little red tent hundreds of miles from anywhere, my good friend Ben made some lighthearted throwaway comment. I don’t even really remember what the context was. But he made a joke about how I was a terrible dad for being out there on this expedition rather than being at home with my wife and children.
To all of our surprises, not least of all mine, I promptly burst into tears — great howling guilt-wracked sobs. Because, as much as I was living a personally thrilling and fulfilling life of expeditions and travel, it was wreaking havoc with my family life — with my real life I had left behind.
I felt sad at leaving my family, I felt guilty at the extra burden this trip placed on my already-exhausted wife, and I felt vain and selfish chasing adventure dreams that were undeniably dangerous. It suddenly dawned on me, “This will not work.”
Three British guys in a tent aren’t very good at dealing with someone crying, so we all just did our best to ignore the whole episode and get back to taking the Mickey out of each other, strap on our skis the next morning and continue hauling our sleds across the icecap.
And that was it. That is the sum total of my grand life-changing catastrophe story, which I know is pretty feeble and pathetic. What had happened? Real life happened. That was all.
Real life brought all my dreams crashing down, all my plans and hopes and ambitions. I pulled out of the South Pole trip and all future huge expeditions. All of my dreams had gone. I felt ashamed. I felt disappointed. I was so frustrated, and I became really unhappy.
In My Midsummer Morning I wrote,
“You cannot go alone into the wilderness for months and also be a stay-at-home dad. You cannot teeter across a crevasse field without feeling somewhat reckless. And when I do manage to get away – to make a short film, for example – I know people frown on it as ‘going on holiday’ rather than ‘going to work’. This generates resentment on all sides. Everybody except me seems to have a clear idea of how I should lead my life. My life, my work, my hobby: it is all the same thing. It is me. I cannot compartmentalise things in the way many parents do, swapping stuff around, cutting down on hobbies, or pausing bits for a decade. If I am not me anymore, then who am I? I become an Adventurer who no longer goes on adventures.”
And that, let me tell you, does not feel good.
(Nor – importantly but neglected – is the resultant shell of a man in a strong position to be a good husband and father.)
Not many people ask travelling sales reps or hardworking IT consultants how they “get so much time away from their wife and kids” to go and do their job. It is accepted that some jobs require long hours at the office or time out on the road. But when your ‘job’ revolves around camping, biking and going on cool trips then questions get asked about your domestic responsibilities. Of course they do! Juggling these things is the single biggest source of stress, friction and frustration in my life.
OK, enough of the disclaimers and the ‘woe is me’ – I suspect I’m not getting a lot of sympathy from anyone!
Here is how I attempt to make things work:
Trying to combine my desire for exciting adventures, my need to keep my ‘career’ alive, and the importance of remaining at home for my family ushered in the era of ‘microadventures’.
These days I have accepted the incompatibility of being away and being at home. I have chosen my priority and accepted the decrease in adventures (and with that the earning potential etc.).
These days my ‘adventuring’ generally takes place between 9am and 3pm from Monday to Friday. The rest of the time I’m Dad / family taxi driver / chef / laundry man. I don’t go away at weekends. My wife does have a day off from work most weeks when she does the school run, so this is my chance to dash off for an overnight microadventure.
(That’s how I filmed these, for example – leave home about 9pm, drive north powered by Radio 4 and fresh fruit, get to the hills at 3am, sleep in the car till dawn, run till dusk, then drive back home through the night powered by Haribo and house music.)
I am lucky, yes, to get to do as much as I do. But my circumstances are also not exceptional, I don’t think, beyond my 30 hours of weekly ‘work’ which pleasingly often involves going for a bike ride and putting it on Instagram. I do most of my exercise very late at night when my kids are in bed. You don’t have to queue to do deadlifts at 10pm! I live in boring suburbia far from the hills. I envy everyone who lives in rural places! |
I have been listening to your book about violin busking in Spain and this was the first I had heard of you. I had to Google you to find out more about how your wife and kids could tolerate your absences. I expected to read that you were divorced ! I am pleased to read that the family unit is intact, and have worked out some way of juggling your competing personal needs. Your wife must be a Saint.
Haha! Thank you!