My books are always rammed with quotations from other books I have read. I sprinkle lines from poems around, toss in some song lyrics, maybe an ironic TV catchphrase or two.

In the beginning I was fresh out of uni, fresh from writing accurately referenced scientific papers. And so my first book was very correctly referenced. In fact people found it a bit tiring.

As the poet Blah said, “blah, blah, blah” which reminded me of what Author Yuk once wrote, “yuk, yuk, YUK…”

Over time my writing has changed. I’mm more relaxed now, more “poetic” and less literal. I sprinkled (buy it here) with Shakespeare, The Streets, the Smiths, Joni Mitchell, Springsteen, the Bible, Dylan (Bob and Thomas), TS Eliot, Steinbeck and whoever else I was reading or listening to as I wrote those words.
I like doing this. I do it as a tribute. I love the thought of occasional readers picking up on occasional snippets and enjoying the book a little more because of that – a private bond of me and them and our acknowledgement of one of our heroes.

A reason that I definitely do not add quotes in this way is to do it as a lazy way of cheating. It is consciously done so that some people will notice some of them some of the time and enjoy the reference to the Masters. It’s not cheating. It’s not plagiarism. Or is it..?

I was watching an online lecture recently (after my manuscript had gone to print, hence this post) from a conference I have always wanted to speak at. The talk was good. The guy really resonated with me. And then I realised why he resonated with me. The cheeky bastard was quoting verbatim from my website! And with no acknowledgement that this was what he was doing. I wasn’t angry; I was just amazed at the cheek of it.

And then I thought, perhaps he’s doing it as a “tribute” to me (Yes, I know that’s very unlikely!), perhaps he’s just being clever and subtle. No, he wasn’t. He was a cheeky bugger and he nicked my lines. (I emailed him. He denied it. I sighed and let it go. After all, it was a bloody good talk…)

It’s interesting to see things from a different perspective. I’mve learned a lesson for next time, that’s for sure.

(Bonus Point to anyone who finds the maudlin Joni Mitchell line…)

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