Is this the most epic expedition of recent years?
No.
It’s a bloke trying to go to every place on Earth with the word ‘mullet’ in its name. You have to be a bit of an idiot to do that…

On the other hand, this is as good an excuse as any to go new places, meet new people, learn new stuff. In which case it’s as valid a journey as any, and a heck of a lot more fun than most…