Nemo me impune lacessit

An insurance company has just refused to insure where I live. They explained that this was because they deemed me to be a “high net worth individual. I found this extremely amusing!

Filling out their form I had listed my career as ‘Author‘. This seemed a wiser choice when applying for insurance than calling myself something like an ‘Adventurer‘. The insurance company then Googled me to check up on me. What they found online persuaded them that I was a high net worth individual (HNWI) which, according to Wikipedia, means that I am worth at least $1,000,000. Flattering indeed! So the company were a bit confused that the only valuable items I claimed to own were a computer, mountain bike, a camera, and a packraft!

They clearly did not delve very deeply into this blog. Had they done so I hope that they might have been interested by items such as these:

Get Rid of 10 Things

Doing an expedition fuelled on ketchup sandwiches

A cheap Spanish adventure

How to walk across India for £500

The Happy Traveller: a book for poor men

Reasons I love travelling by bike

Anyway, must dash. Time for caviar methinks.